[推荐]世界上最强的中国式英文
<P>世界上最强的中国式英文 </P><P>1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！
together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have
nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝
6．you me you me 彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！
8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知...
9．WATCH SISTER 表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。你有两下子</P> <P>还有 我在报纸上看到的</P><P>shout what shout ?!叫什么叫</P> <P>瓦刺有内恩</P><P>孤得摸林</P><P>号阿优</P> <P>三块肉喂了马吃</P> 耗子有毒，小时候这个最经典。 <P>Good good study,Day day up!</P><P>好好学习，天天向上！</P> <P>还有那个经典的：</P><P>on car come, on car go </P><P>two car "bangbang", one man die</P><P> </P> <P>耗子有毒?什么意思?</P><P 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left>------------------------------------<p></p></P><P 0cm 0cm 0pt">岁月难得沉默秋风厌倦漂泊
夕阳赖着不走挂在墙头舍不得我
昔日伊人耳边话已和潮声向东流
再回首往事也随枫叶一片片落
*爱已走到尽头恨也放弃承诺
命运自认幽默想法太多由不得我
壮志凌云几分愁知己难逢几人留
再回首却闻笑传醉梦中
*#笑谈词穷古痴今狂终成空
刀钝刃乏恩断义绝梦方破
路荒遗叹饱览足迹没人懂
多年望眼欲穿过红尘滚滚我没看透
词嘲墨尽千情万怨英杰愁
曲终人散发花鬓白红颜殁
烛残未觉与日争辉徒消瘦
当泪干血隐狂涌白雪纷飞都成空</P> 我喷血了。。。。。。。 哈哈，太逗了！那个“心花怒放”哈哈~~
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