<P>小京京……幸好不是小晶晶……</P>
那做白晶晶好鸟
<P ><FONT size=3>八神信长<FONT face="Times New Roman"> ------</FONT>八省腥肠<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>你买那么多肠子干嘛用啊<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>还是腥肠子<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>没在小卖店里处理干净就拿来<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>会不会太急了点<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>想吃就坐店里吃现成的嘛<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>买了八省的腥肠<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>好浪费<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>左司简<FONT face="Times New Roman"> ----</FONT>左边的司马昭之心很简单<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>也对司马昭之心是很简单就让人知道了<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>但是为什么是左边的<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>而不是右边的<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>司马昭是左撇子吗<FONT face="Times New Roman">?(</FONT>俺得考证一下才行了<FONT face="Times New Roman">)</FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">yangguo1 -----</FONT>这个俺晓得<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>不过是杨家锅嘛<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>杨家滴锅有那么好吗<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>还值得你以此为名<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>杨家的锅子是不是特牢固<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>你卖杨家锅打广告呢吧<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>妙狐<FONT face="Times New Roman">-----</FONT>喵乎<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>啊呀<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>小猫猫啊<FONT face="Times New Roman">! </FONT>晓得晓得<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>这叫声一听俺就晓得了<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>听说跟老虎几千年前还是一家呢<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>人家老虎那么大只都给你欺负去了<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>竟然老虎为猫科的说<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>为老虎喊冤<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>老东邪<FONT face="Times New Roman">------</FONT>老东西<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>啊<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>你好直接哦<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>不说俺都不晓得你这么老啊<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>来赞一下<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>很诚实的老人家<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>竟然让人叫自己老东西<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>活活<FONT face="Times New Roman">(</FONT>砖头不可以乱砸<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>会流血<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>会上医院<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>会被医生抢钱的<FONT face="Times New Roman">) </FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>布儿<FONT face="Times New Roman">-----</FONT>嘿嘿<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>破布衣的儿子么<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>你家是不是专门卖布啊<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>说说都卖什么布<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>如果好的话俺可以考虑去泥家买布<FONT face="Times New Roman">.(</FONT>但警告你<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>收费一定要低<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>不然拆了你家的布桩<FONT face="Times New Roman">) </FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>纵战风云<FONT face="Times New Roman">----</FONT>肿胀疯晕<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>哪里被人打肿了<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>还肿胀了<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>看着真是可怜<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>叫哪位姨姨给你瞧瞧<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>好好治治<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>我看过几天就不肿了<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>呵<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>俺是好孩子<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>多关心你啊</FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>长空雁<FONT face="Times New Roman"> ------</FONT>肠空焉<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>你是不是刚做过洗肠手术啊<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>肠子都空了可不好<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>送泥点东西吃<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>但是送归送啦<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>那钱钱要给俺哦<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>一个苹果一百块<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>风住尘香<FONT face="Times New Roman"> -----</FONT>封住沈香<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>哇咿<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>泥跟沈香有伊还是跟三圣母有伊<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>把他给封住了那介个介个孝没法做了<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>那个他滴娘不就关到死<FONT face="Times New Roman">!1</FONT>他滴爹又成活死人啦<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>爱恒<FONT face="Times New Roman"> ---</FONT>爱哼<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>哎<FONT face="Times New Roman">`</FONT>俺好像记得爱哼的人不是鼻炎就是没事找事<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>你是哪种<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>秋风清<FONT face="Times New Roman"> ----</FONT>丘疯晴<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>看<FONT face="Times New Roman">8</FONT>懂乐<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>泥给俺解释一下<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>俺看看还是秋风请好懂点<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>泥稀饭秋风<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>做法事请秋风<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>介个还差<FONT face="Times New Roman">8</FONT>多<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>呵<FONT face="Times New Roman">``</FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>碧海潮生<FONT face="Times New Roman">----</FONT>咦<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>介个<FONT face="Times New Roman">8</FONT>素俺们滴风云主题么<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>跑这来了<FONT face="Times New Roman">/?</FONT>素<FONT face="Times New Roman">8</FONT>素觉得主题一过凑<FONT face="Times New Roman">8</FONT>好玩<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>来介里逛逛看有谬银记得泥哇<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>放心放心俺记得咧<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>活活<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>俺还素个医<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>现在想想想<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>前面滴看医生滴都可以给俺看嘛<FONT face="Times New Roman">``</FONT>费用<FONT face="Times New Roman">8</FONT>俺全收了<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>谢谢泥滴提醒了<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT>活活<FONT face="Times New Roman">``` </FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>恨月<FONT face="Times New Roman">----</FONT>哦哦<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>俺看了介么久都看到稀饭月亮滴<FONT face="Times New Roman">`</FONT>泥咋就跟大家唱反调来个恨月咧<FONT face="Times New Roman">`,</FONT>不恨不恨<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>泥看那月亮多漂亮<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>白白胖胖滴<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>棉花糖一样<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>谬东西吃滴时候可以当瓶跟跟泡芙<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>想象一下就有好东东止饿咧<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>醉梦红尘<FONT face="Times New Roman"> ------</FONT>嘴孟虹撑<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>明显吃多了的现象<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>敢问<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>你素<FONT face="Times New Roman">8</FONT>素长<FONT face="Times New Roman">8</FONT>胖想当个大肥肥捏<FONT face="Times New Roman">?8</FONT>过俺跟泥说乐<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>介样子吃素<FONT face="Times New Roman">8</FONT>可以滴<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>吃坏了胃可就素得不偿失乐<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>切记<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>俺可素神医<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT>捏嘿嘿<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>红楼忆雪<FONT face="Times New Roman">------</FONT>红楼里面好似有下雪<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>泥素哪个红楼<FONT face="Times New Roman">MM</FONT>啊<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>粉粉滴下雪白白滴<FONT face="Times New Roman">!1</FONT>医血<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>不对<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>原来素病了<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>咳血<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>俺晓得你素林黛玉了<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>活活<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>美女美女<FONT face="Times New Roman">!1</FONT>多多指教<FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>鬼神童子<FONT face="Times New Roman">------</FONT>龟神通子<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>捏嘿嘿<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>俺也知道<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>素龟仙人那个色老头<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>龟仙通子<FONT face="Times New Roman">~~</FONT>哇嘿嘿<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>竟然出来个龟仙人<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>晓得了晓得了<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>原来龟仙人素<FONT face="Times New Roman">~~</FONT>龟跟仙通婚滴儿子<FONT face="Times New Roman">(</FONT>哇<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>说过头了<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>呜<FONT face="Times New Roman">~</FONT>表打俺嘛<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>俺<FONT face="Times New Roman">!8</FONT>素故意滴<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>素介个名字滴错嘛<FONT face="Times New Roman">`</FONT>扁扁嘴<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>穿件防弹衣<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>加件防护衫<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>撞子弹跟砖头去喽<FONT face="Times New Roman">!) </FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>剑破长空<FONT face="Times New Roman">------</FONT>原来是剑破的才会每每都刺空气<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>这是为自己滴烂剑术找借口捏<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>活活<FONT face="Times New Roman">1</FONT>被俺瞧出来了吧<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>来来<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>大叔大姨大哥大姐们<FONT face="Times New Roman">`11</FONT>给俺点奖励吧<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>夏雨雪<FONT face="Times New Roman">------- </FONT>吓晕血<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>原来你会晕血呀<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>不喜欢红滴吗<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>被血吓晕真够胆小滴捏<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>来来<FONT face="Times New Roman">``</FONT>俺教泥<FONT face="Times New Roman">~~</FONT>每天喝番茄汗<FONT face="Times New Roman">``</FONT>再捏<FONT face="Times New Roman">~`</FONT>每天参加风云杀人<FONT face="Times New Roman">~`</FONT>立马见红也不晕<FONT face="Times New Roman">~</FONT>呀嘿嘿<FONT face="Times New Roman">``</FONT>加油<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>以后表被血吓晕喽<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>归海一亭<FONT face="Times New Roman">------</FONT>龟海一厅<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>乌龟跟海是可以连接<FONT face="Times New Roman">``</FONT>当素介个厅<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>有点郁闷<FONT face="Times New Roman">`</FONT>难道介家人住海里还养龟<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>那<FONT face="Times New Roman">8</FONT>素龙王滴家么<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>还有那个那个龟素<FONT face="Times New Roman">8</FONT>素凑素当初传滴那个龟随想捏<FONT face="Times New Roman">? </FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>清影瑶风<FONT face="Times New Roman"> -----</FONT>清烟妖风<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>俺发现白骨精啦<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>啦啦<FONT face="Times New Roman">``8</FONT>素<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>搞错了<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>轻烟加妖风<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>那素妖<FONT face="Times New Roman">!8</FONT>素精<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>泥素啥妖啊<FONT face="Times New Roman">!!</FONT>表吃俺哦<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>侠客岛主<FONT face="Times New Roman"> -----</FONT>瞎瞌倒猪<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>倒立的猪在瞎唠嗑哇嘿嘿<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>取滴好<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>好名字哇<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>又幽默又风趣还有民主风情<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>学习学习啊<FONT face="Times New Roman">!(</FONT>嘿<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>严重警告<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>不许打俺<FONT face="Times New Roman">~</FONT>不然不给泥东西吃哦<FONT face="Times New Roman">)</FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>笑红尘<FONT face="Times New Roman"> -----</FONT>笑<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>消<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>逍遥过红尘<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>肯定素个花花仔<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>美女帅哥都要小心滴家伙<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>花花仔男女通吃滴<FONT face="Times New Roman">!!!</FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>残星儿<FONT face="Times New Roman">------</FONT>尝先儿<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>哎呀<FONT face="Times New Roman">`</FONT>小偿猫哇<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>啥东西都要尝了先<FONT face="Times New Roman">~</FONT>泥尝了可<FONT face="Times New Roman">8</FONT>要留口水在上面哦<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>呀嘿<FONT face="Times New Roman">``(</FONT>偷偷滴商量下<FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT>下次留口水要告诉俺<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>以免俺不小心碰着了<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>俺们素好筒子嘛<FONT face="Times New Roman">)</FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>如玉<FONT face="Times New Roman">----</FONT>霉人如玉剑如红<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>哎呀<FONT face="Times New Roman">111</FONT>都变霉女了还有人妒忌<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>还要见红<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>某玉疼不疼啊<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>疼俺给泥吃止疼药<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>冯蘅<FONT face="Times New Roman">-----</FONT>封横<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>泥素当警察滴哇<FONT face="Times New Roman">!8</FONT>过<FONT face="Times New Roman">8</FONT>对哇<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>泥才几岁捏<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>没事别拿着假冒滴封条乱封人家滴房门<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>银们会被吓倒滴<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>要素哪个<FONT face="Times New Roman">8</FONT>小心吓出心脏病来那可凑罪过咧<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>仙紫忘忧<FONT face="Times New Roman">----</FONT>先子万油<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>哇塞<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>介个怎么能介么解释捏<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>文理<FONT face="Times New Roman">8</FONT>通么<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>该打该打<FONT face="Times New Roman">!8</FONT>过俺最近出门发现俺们公司滴<FONT face="Times New Roman">8</FONT>远处竟然有个理发店名叫仙紫望尤<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>俺滴妈妈咧<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>俺啥时变理发店滴招牌咧<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>发型要好好整整<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>捏嘿嘿<FONT face="Times New Roman">11</FONT></FONT></P>
<P ><FONT size=3>晴兰格格<FONT face="Times New Roman">---</FONT>情烂哥哥<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>介个人粉烂情哇<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>哪能介样子捏<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>还介么明滴说自己情烂<FONT face="Times New Roman">``</FONT>俺暂时当泥素交到了烂情滴哥哥好咧<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>活活</FONT></P>
<P>尝到好吃的独吞</P><P> 不好吃的擦掉口水给仙子～～</P>
哇咧``真素滴!!用啥东东擦``想毒死俺咧?
俺都更新也没人看!寂寞一下
<P><FONT size=3>如玉<FONT face="Times New Roman">----</FONT>霉人如玉剑如红<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>哎呀<FONT face="Times New Roman">111</FONT>都变霉女了还有人妒忌<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>还要见红<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>某玉疼不疼啊<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>疼俺给泥吃止疼药<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>晕啊，美人成霉人</FONT></P>如虹成如红？你厉害，你牛，你比蒙牛还牛。
<P>过奖``我是不是没把高山流水加进去</P>
<P>我自己来。</P>
<P>HEBE：何必。中国的语言就是这么奇妙。简单的两个字就可以将所有问题都回答了。所有意境尽在何必中。</P>呵呵
<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>仙紫忘忧</I>在2005-11-21 16:50:02的发言：</B>
哇咧``真素滴!!用啥东东擦``想毒死俺咧?</DIV>
<P>８会滴，偶用小三给偶滴＂冷香丸＂先帮你消毒捏｀｀｀｀｀
<P>ＨＯＨＯ｀｀｀只素，小三滴本事你也知道
<P>经常配错药｀
<P>错用鹤顶红当红花，素常有滴事哦～～～～～～</P>
<P><FONT size=3>冯蘅<FONT face="Times New Roman">-----</FONT>封横<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>泥素当警察滴哇<FONT face="Times New Roman">!8</FONT>过<FONT face="Times New Roman">8</FONT>对哇<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>泥才几岁捏<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>没事别拿着假冒滴封条乱封人家滴房门<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>银们会被吓倒滴<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>要素哪个<FONT face="Times New Roman">8</FONT>小心吓出心脏病来那可凑罪过咧<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>.......................</FONT></P>
<P 0pt? 0cm>萧湘子<FONT face="Times New Roman">-----</FONT>萧湘子让俺想到天仙子<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>活活<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>呜啦啦<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>俺不知道怎么说啦<FONT face="Times New Roman">``</FONT>爱屋及屋啊<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>泥干嘛取俺稀饭的名字啊<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>俺跟泥急<FONT face="Times New Roman">!!</FONT>呜<FONT face="Times New Roman">~~~</FONT>没事没事<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>俺不打人<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>俺亲一下就行<FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT></P><P 0pt? 0cm><FONT face="Times New Roman">哈哈，我可没有那么神秘呦……</FONT></P>
<P>没有姥姥</P><P>呼吁大家发扬敬老的优良传统</P>
捏嘿嘿!继续更新!等着!姥姥的一定要精彩
<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>仙紫忘忧</I>在2005-11-21 16:37:11的发言：</B>
<P><FONT size=3>八神信长<FONT face="Times New Roman"> ------</FONT>八省腥肠<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>你买那么多肠子干嘛用啊<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>还是腥肠子<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>没在小卖店里处理干净就拿来<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>会不会太急了点<FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT>想吃就坐店里吃现成的嘛<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>买了八省的腥肠<FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT>好浪费<FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT></FONT></P></DIV>汗.........我什么时候没洗，偶洗的那么干净的说