(转贴)超强中式英语
<P>昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的: <BR>前台小姐:“hello?” <BR>老外:“hi.” <BR>前台小姐:“you have what thing?” <BR>老外:“can you speak english? ” <BR>前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?” <BR>老外:“can anybody else speak english? ” <BR>前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.” <BR>老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?” <BR>前台小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.” <BR>老外:“i want to speak to your head.” <BR>前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”<BR></P><P>这个我是服了,无话可说,笑翻~~~</P> <P>哈哈~有意思~这偶也会嘛?</P>
<P>why today xiaoyu not zai?</P>
<P> she not zai go where?</P>
<P>who can tell i?</P>
<P>呵呵,很久不见楼主身影了,又飘回来了</P>
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