[爆强]小顾：你们到底喜欢我什么？我改还不行吗？！

太平公主 发表于 2007-1-16 21:14

话说逆水一出天下大乱。无数截图、GIF、mv、恶搞YY文、HC口水文、学术帖、伪学术帖将一部逆水寒和一个顾惜朝从里到外解剖的是寸草不生、片甲不留。 人的忍耐是有限度的。当发型、簪子、服饰、外衣、中衣、细腰、长腿、武器、暗器、牙缝、眼皮、眉毛、唇尖、肩头一个小疤等等等等都将及被8过一遍的时候，小顾终于发飙了。
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一、喜欢我翩翩青衣？
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二、喜欢我华丽大卷？ 
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三、看上我书生意气？ 
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四、稀罕我正襟危坐？ <IMG src="http://hanlei520.yiboo.com/bbs/skins/default/filetype/jpg.gif" border=0><===相关图片===> <a href="http://hanlei520.yiboo.com/bbs/fj/2007-1/200711622342029172.jpg" target="_blank" ><IMG src="http://hanlei520.yiboo.com/bbs/fj/2007-1/200711622342029172.jpg" border=0></A>
五、就爱我抚琴的优雅？ <IMG src="http://hanlei520.yiboo.com/bbs/skins/default/filetype/jpg.gif" border=0><===相关图片===> <a href="http://hanlei520.yiboo.com/bbs/fj/2007-1/200711622345771365.jpg" target="_blank" ><IMG src="http://hanlei520.yiboo.com/bbs/fj/2007-1/200711622345771365.jpg" border=0></A>

太平公主 发表于 2007-1-17 19:55

我们小顾的美人计是很厉害滴，蹲大牢了还把个刑部女特务迷的晕头转向。
女特务被策反时咋说滴——偶就是稀罕你正襟危坐，笑傲风云的样子。

太平公主 发表于 2007-1-16 21:16

六、稀饭我趴着刚醒的稚气？
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七、还喜欢我天涯单骑的剪影？ <IMG src="http://hanlei520.yiboo.com/bbs/skins/default/filetype/jpg.gif" border=0><===相关图片===> <a href="http://hanlei520.yiboo.com/bbs/fj/2007-1/200711623121839280.jpg" target="_blank" ><IMG src="http://hanlei520.yiboo.com/bbs/fj/2007-1/200711623121839280.jpg" border=0></A>
八、（中衣！细腰！）-_-|||||||（谁在那起哄待会再找你谈话 <IMG src="http://hanlei520.yiboo.com/bbs/Skins/Default/emot/em08.gif" align=middle border=0>
 
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九、你们真素太8CJ了，居然还赞美我自虐式的柏拉图婚姻！


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十、现在这是什么世道，连我屠城也有人HC？


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无馨发表于 2007-1-16 21:26

抢层抢层，我说我怎么都下了，怎么又来了，哈哈

太平公主 发表于 2007-1-17 12:59

十一、什么？我没听错吧，还有人喜欢我话痨似的长篇大论？ <IMG src="http://hanlei520.yiboo.com/bbs/skins/default/filetype/jpg.gif" border=0><===相关图片===> <a href="http://hanlei520.yiboo.com/bbs/fj/2007-1/200711712413971024.jpg" target="_blank" ><IMG src="http://hanlei520.yiboo.com/bbs/fj/2007-1/200711712413971024.jpg" border=0></A>
十二、看来我出口成章也电到你们了，说我是文明用语模范? 








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给你们来个狠的——“管好你的裤腰带吧”
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十三、OMG，我那个厚重沧桑的皮草搭档也有人稀饭？ 








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十四、有人说我被77几句话就哄去了连云寨替他做牛做马，这是单纯可爱 
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我接受教训，死活不再被人贩子诱拐
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那这俩呢？画面就不那么唯美了吧？ 
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太平公主 发表于 2007-1-17 13:00

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十六、（吐血！吐血！）气死我了，连我吐血时靠的那棵树都有人羡慕 <IMG src="http://hanlei520.yiboo.com/bbs/skins/default/filetype/jpg.gif" border=0><===相关图片===> <a href="http://hanlei520.yiboo.com/bbs/fj/2007-1/2007117133175129.jpg" target="_blank" ><IMG src="http://hanlei520.yiboo.com/bbs/fj/2007-1/2007117133175129.jpg" border=0></A> <IMG src="http://hanlei520.yiboo.com/bbs/skins/default/filetype/gif.gif" border=0><===相关图片===> <a href="http://hanlei520.yiboo.com/bbs/fj/2007-1/20071171365591879.gif" target="_blank" ><IMG src="http://hanlei520.yiboo.com/bbs/fj/2007-1/20071171365591879.gif" border=0></A> 
十七、看你们在那附庸风雅说爱听我念诗经 
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我换成华丽丽的楚辞 叫你们听不懂！ 


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十八、都说我在人群之中仍然抓人眼球的出众 


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我、我把群众演员的斗笠捡起来戴该没人发现了吧
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十九、多少人赞叹我从第二集到第四十集千里追杀7的坚强毅力
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我也把机会让给别人表现一下 
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看他们多卖力啊，追我追得头发都白了。请把CB的眼光转到他们身上，OK？ 相信我，你们能做到的！ 
 
二十、我不过对英子笑了那么一下，就有人说被我的美人计电晕
 
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哼，这次再美艳的反派我都不给她好脸色，啥计也不用，看你们还有什么好说的 


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太平公主 发表于 2007-1-17 13:01

二十一、不就是鱼池子福利太好我多吃了一点，竟然就看到你们对我的BB肥大流口水 
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 我现在瘦的形销骨立，看谁还敢说我可爱！
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（楼主不怕死的跳出来说“你对自己也忒狠了吧555 我要BB肥，我要小肚肚”）<IMG src="http://hanlei520.yiboo.com/bbs/Skins/Default/emot/em06.gif" align=middle border=0>
二二、说我和77卖艺认识心上人的保守作风不落俗套？ 
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那我就回到英雄救美的恶俗
（楼主再次跳出来，南星不要如此虐待自己，找个比晚晴差这么多的，你同意偶们也不肯！）
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二三、我思念晚晴惹得你们跟我一起HC 
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（众念：“他的美无人能比……”）
这次我闭起眼睛夸人 你们谁敢跟着我把这句话念一遍？ 
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二四、抓只知了也有人尖叫（我插话，他是为不打扰太太午睡，抓的知了） 
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我这次烧烤蜘蛛的时候躲起来 
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太平公主 发表于 2007-1-17 13:12

先占位子，图片慢慢补充。
真素痛苦，全都不能自己上传，要找外链。

暖暖发表于 2007-1-17 14:11

挖卡卡卡
开始ＨＣ小顾

暮雨洒江天 发表于 2007-1-18 19:53

小顾的变化真大，没想到可以这样。

无馨发表于 2007-2-9 18:27

这帖超强，总部那边俺一直追着看，良民就是强人多啊

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[爆强]小顾：你们到底喜欢我什么？我改还不行吗？！