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(转贴)超强中式英语

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发表于 2006-5-26 20:30 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的:
前台小姐:“hello?”
老外:“hi.”
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
老外:“can you speak english? ”
前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?” 
老外:“can anybody else speak english? ”
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”   
老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
前台小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”
老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”

这个我是服了,无话可说,笑翻~~~

[em01]
发表于 2006-5-26 20:38 | 显示全部楼层

哈哈~有意思~这偶也会嘛?

why today xiaoyu not zai ?

she not zai go where?

who can tell i?

[em09][em09]
发表于 2006-5-26 21:45 | 显示全部楼层

呵呵,很久不见楼主身影了,又飘回来了

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发表于 2006-5-27 07:11 | 显示全部楼层
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